Yo dont text me then not text me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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