Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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