I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Still dying that you shit outside
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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