On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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