Buhtt sex?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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