it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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