watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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