I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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