She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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