Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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