problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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