I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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