The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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