Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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