I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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