all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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