I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
