Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She said her name was "party"
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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