He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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