Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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