Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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