I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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