You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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