Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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