can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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