i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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