Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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