Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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