It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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