jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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