Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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