pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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