Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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