Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
My balls are so social today.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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