I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
