just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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