the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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