kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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