He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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