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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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