so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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