The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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