your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I looked at my own cervix.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
where are my eyebrows?
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