I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Randomize
