I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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