so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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