I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
