I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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