Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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