Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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