so explain again why im purple
no
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
